Friday, November 28, 2008

a movie I'll be seeing....


How? I don't know! but I found this and it looks hilarious. Not to mention it stars the ever talented and gorgeous Adam Pascal of Rent!

The film is called "Goyband", it's a romantic comedy about an ex-boybander named Bobby Starr (priceless) who is booked to headline the grand opening of the first ever kosher casino. He gets this gig because the casino owners daughter, Rebekkah has a crush on him and coning her father to hire him is that last great bit of rebellion before she's married off to her "beshert" in an arranged marriage.

This is one you should keep your ears open for, filming has been completed so it should be out in theatres soon. http://www.goyband.com/filmfestivals/

Black Friday my ass

I prefer black Wednesday.

The Wednesday before thanksgiving was my AMAZING shopping days. I bought a little black party dress that is SO BEAUTIFUL from $420 to $70.

then I go a Diane Von Furstenberg Trench coat from $500 to $43!!! I don't have a picture but it's green giraffe print- in pure DVF style....

Deals are my best friends.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Sigma Potluck

Last night my sorority sisters and I had a little gathering; a pre-thanksgiving gathering if you will. It was a potluck and we each brought something. I brought home made sweet potato fries and a Crisp apple salad. There was, in true Jewish fashion, sweet kugel but of course Becky forgot the sugar. A 7 layer dip and then the piece de resistance.....Buffalo Chicken Dip. and because it was so mind numbingly delicious I find it only fair to share it with you.


Ingredients: 2 (10 ounce) cans of chunk chicken, drained 2 (8 ouce) pkgs cold cream cheese, cubed 1 cup prepared ranch salad dressing 3/4c pepper sauce (Franks Red Hot) 1/2 c shredded cheddar cheese 1 bunch celery, cleaned and cut for dipping 1 (8 ounce) box of chicken-flavored crackers Directions: heat chicken and hot sauce in skillet over medium heat, until heated through. Stir in cream cheese and ranch dressing. Cook, stirring until well blended and warm. Mix in shredded cheese and transfer the mixture to a slow cooker. Cook on low setting until hot and bubbly. Serve with celery sticks and crackers Servings 20 Comments: "This tangy, creamy dip tastes just like buffalo chicken wings. It's best served hot with crackers and celery sticks. Everyone loves the results! Prep time: approx 5 mins. Cook time: approx 40 mins. Ready in 45 mins. Makes 5 cups = 20 servings

This dip will be THEE toast of the Thanksgiving day meal. I promise. It's not too hot because there is enough cream cheese in it to cut the bite- It's phenomenal!

Piercing Pain

It just took me over an hour to put my nose stud back in. Now on thanksgiving my nose is going to be PURPLE! FUUUUUCK!!!!!!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Funny of the Day

Courtesy of miss Margi Hazlett

A professor once told me the only word in the English language where the "s" makes a "shhh" sound with out the "h" is sugar. I turned to him and said, "Are you sure?"

Thursday, November 20, 2008

"What the Hell?!" thursday

It's great when you love your job

I have two jobs. One is like getting acupuncture on my eyeballs and the other is like floating in a cloud over Tel Aviv with a beautiful warm breeze blowing through my hair, a mimosa in my hand and a private Balkan Beat Box concert just for me.

My amazing job is part time, I'm the adviser for a youth group. I see my kids once a week at the board meeting and then a few other times when they have events. I'm telling you, there is nothing like having teenagers in your life (maximum twice a week) to make you feel better.

I learned a new word. Legit is the new cool word.


But it's funny, I'm not starstruck by the life that I led back in LA (anymore) but these kids ARE. Even the boy. It's hilarious. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not going to make it sound like it wasn't a big deal when the ask! haha I'll make it sound as fun and glamorous as they want it to be. So here's what happened last night that made me want to write this. I bring my laptop to Temple on wednesdays, and I have it in my fabulous laptop sleeve in a khaki tote. This khaki tote says "WilliamRast" on it, as I got it as swag when I went to Justin Timberlakes pre-Grammy party the first year I was in LA. One of the girls noticed it and asked about it. So I told them. THEY WERE SO EXCITED ABOUT IT! So I had to show them my pictures from that event. I'll add a picture later, I can't find one right now. But the long and short of it is that I had many picture of Justin, Fergie, the rest of the Black eyed Peas, Danity Kane, Nelly Furtado and Timbaland. They went crazy!

Well, this friday is we're having a "lock in" at the Temple for the SPORTY board girls and the Freshman girls. I'm sure there'll be some stories from that!

Peace and Love
J

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

My dad sent me this....

Despite my jokes about his "dad" jokes, the old man really does have a sense of humor.

If you don't understand- our prayers sound exactly like how you're reading it, but of course there are not English words.

ENJOY- Obama-rama is not over!

Friday, November 14, 2008

Sister Act

WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS PRODUCING "SISTER ACT" FOR THE STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am in love with that idea. So much music and dancing and NUNS! OMG. Genius.

totally Bril

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Israeli in the White House

Illinois Senator Rahm Emmanuel has been named the new White House Chief of Staff. Rahm is the brother of now famous Ari Emmanuel, who is the head of Endeavor Talent Agency and the inspiration to the character of Ari in "Entourage"

Here are some fun facts about our newly appointed Chief of Staff
**source: Defamer website**

1. Their father is an Israel-born pediatrician, their mother a former X-ray technician, a onetime rock club owner, and a civil rights activist. She would take her sons along on the demonstrations if they were peaceful.
2. They grew up poor, leaving one apartment because it was rat-infested, and another because neighbors complained that the three Emanuel boys were too rambunctious.
3. He lost half of his right middle finger after a meat-slicer accident while working at Arby's as a teenager. It happened on prom night, and led to a bone and blood infection that nearly took his life. His fever went as high as 106.

4. Rahm is the inspiration for Bradley Whitford's character Josh Lyman on The West Wing.
5. He was encouraged to take ballet lessons as a boy, and he excelled at it so much, he eventually won a scholarship to the Joffrey Ballet. He turned it down to attend Sarah Lawrence College.
6. He worked on Paul Simon's 1984 Senate bid.
7. He volunteered in Israel during the Gulf War, and was assigned to rust-proof breaks at an army base.
8. The same year, he convinced Bill Clinton to put off campaigning in New Hampshire to raise funds instead. It was a strategy credited with winning Clinton the election.
9. He acted as a senior advisor in the Clinton regime from 1993 to 1998, but was demoted one year after Clinton took office. After the '96 election, he planned on quitting, but Clinton gave him George Stephanopoulos's post as senior advisor for policy and strategy.
10. During his 1992 run for Congress, Edward Moskal, president of the Polish American Congress, called him a "millionaire carpetbagger who knows nothing [about] our heritage." He also falsely claimed that Rahm was a dual Israeli citizen and fought in their army.
11. He was named DCCC chairman in 2005, and butted heads with DNC chair Howard Dean over Dean's "50-state" strategy—in one heated exchange, Rahm even lobbed an F-bomb and stormed out of the room.
12. Torn over who to support in a Presidential bid between longtime friend Hillary and home-state senator Barack, Rahm said, "I'm hiding under the desk. I'm very far under the desk, and I'm bringing my paper and my phone."
13. He practices Orthodox Judaism with his wife, Amy Rule, and their three children, Zacharias, Ilana, and Leah.
14. He's a triathlete.
15. His name means "high" in Hebrew.
16. He doesn't recommend that colleagues appear on The Colbert Report, though he himself has appeared numerous times on The Daily Show.
17. His date of birth is November 29th, 1959.
18. He has photos of sunsets in his office and David Gray on his iPod.
19. He's quick with a zinger. Example: On the Clinton Days: “Back then, stimulus and package had a whole different meaning.” ”I’ve spent more alone time with Bill than Hillary.” On Fred Thompson: “He had an interesting take on No Child Left Behind. He married one.”
20. His nickname is Rahmbo. Even his mother uses it.

President Obama

I read this on a comment page somewhere and I love it.

ROSA SAT SO MARTIN COULD WALK
MARTIN WALKED SO OBAMA COULD RUN
OBAMA RAN SO OUR CHILDREN CAN FLY!

It was a great day for all americans. No matter age, gender, skin color or religious affiliation. When we help to strengthen our weakest link we all become better. History is now just that, HISTORY.

Now, let's start working on our homosexual brothers and sisters. EQUALITY FOR ALL!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

I want to build my own city. My mom thinks I'm crazy...

The United Arab Emirates are creating a new sustainable city in the middle of the desert. So why can't I?

Sure, they have an exorbitant amount of black gold and I don't. Sure, they have Kings and Queens supporting them and I don't. But one thing that I've got that they don't...CHUTZPAH.

And a recent life with homes around the world, best friends around the world and love around the world. As far as I can see, they don't have much LOVE flowing, just "respect" (in an arab accent).

Here is my business model:

  • I will work with the Israeli government to get a good chunk of land at a good price. (I figure Kibbutz is the only real way of making my own city)
  • This Kibbutz will be (like a lot of Israeli society) geared towards creativity and how you can make a living doing what you love, not what your parents wanted you to do. But of course, there are people who want to be doctors and lawyers, and more power to 'em. They will be supported too.
  • It will be called Kibbutz Ahavat Chai (Kibbutz love life).
  • There will be no cars allowed on the Kibbutz premises. Just Bikes.
  • Recycling will be a coarse in school.
  • The first settlers will be my best friends and fave people. Whitney, Stephanie, Eva, Jenny and her husband, Stacy and Dan, Will (he'll be our lawyer) Hannah (our doctor), Lauren (and her brother is more than welcome too), Dima, Felicia, Becca, Mike Neiman and his girl, Mike Fineman and his girl, Mike Blecker (our pharmacist), Ezra (our president), Rose, Ariel, Lisa, Josh Staman (our in house comedian), Yaniv (our most beloved artist) Sharon Esther (our make-up artist) Dov and his wife can come too, we'll need good music.
  • Instead of the traditional Kibbutz TOTAL communal living, we'll have a once a month Kibbutz wide Shabbat dinner.
  • All of our homes and community buildings will be built sustainably- Denim installation, Solar power on every building, wind turbines at the edge of the limits.
  • Our JCC will have fitness classes like Spinning, Zumba, water aerobics, kick boxing, Krav Maga (I love it!)

Am I crazy? Or can we do it?